230+ Funny Dodgeball Team Names That Will Hit You With Laughter

Dodgeball is already chaotic fun—why not double down with a name that makes people laugh before the first ball is thrown? Funny dodgeball team names are half the reason to join a team in the first place. Whether you’re in it to win it, or just here for the pizza afterward, your team deserves a name that says, “We came to dodge and entertain.” Below are 240 hilarious options across eight categories to help you find your perfect name-match—whether you’re feeling punny, weird, nostalgic, or aggressively ironic.

Punny & Clever

You can’t go wrong with a classic pun. These dodgeball team names are all about clever wordplay, dad-joke energy, and a bit of groan-worthy brilliance.

1. Dodgetopia

2. Ball Me Maybe

3. Dodge, Dip, Duck, Done

4. Victorious Secret

5. The Dodgefathers

6. The Throw-mans

7. Attack the Snacks

8. The Ballbarians

9. Dodgy Style

10. Ballz to the Wall

11. Notorious D.O.D.G.E.

12. Duckin’ and Chuckin’

13. Dodge It Like It’s Hot

14. Game of Throws

15. Throw Me a Bone

16. Dodgeaholics Anonymous

17. Hit Me Baby One More Time

18. I Can’t Dodge This

19. The Last Ballbenders

20. Bounced Check

21. Ballistic Missiles

22. Throwcial Distancing

23. Aim for the Snacks

24. In Dodge We Trust

25. Fast & Flurrious

26. Dodgestiny’s Child

27. Ball Out Boy

28. Aiming to Misbehave

29. The Great Ball of Fire

30. The Dodge Side

Pop Culture-Inspired

Bring your inner Swiftie, Jedi, or sitcom nerd to the gym. These names nod to pop icons, beloved shows, and legendary quotes.

1. Avengers of the Gym

2. The Office Dodge Squad

3. Throw Wars

4. Voldemort’s Nose Dodgers

5. Wakanda Throw-ver

6. Dodgeball Z

7. How I Met Your Dodger

8. Stranger Throws

9. Taylor Swift’s Dodging Era

10. The Ballchelor

11. The Kardashithrows

12. Throwney Stark

13. Fast & the Dodgeious

14. Mean Throw Girls

15. Dodge Club 7

16. The Ballrassic Park

17. Spongebob Throwpants

18. Breaking Balls

19. The Fresh Dodge of Bel-Air

20. The Mandaloball

21. Throwbusters

22. Throw with the Wind

23. Hannah DodgeTana

24. The Real Throwwives

25. Pitch Perfect

26. Parks & Projectiles

27. Ballin’ Like Barbie

28. The Ballfather

29. Rick & Throwrty

Fierce but Funny

These names walk the line between sounding intimidating and making people chuckle—ideal for teams who want to dominate with flair.

1. The Hit List

2. Ball But Not Broken

3. No Mercy Crew

4. Aim Game Strong

5. Target Acquired

6. Ball Demons

7. Collateral Damage

8. Whiplash Wonders

9. Wrecking Balls

10. Strike Queens

11. Death by Dodge

12. The Eliminators

13. Smash Sisters

14. Throw Queens

15. Dodge Dynasty

16. The Silent Throwority

17. Hit Happens

18. Ballistic Divas

19. Mayhem in Motion

20. Lethal Throws

21. The Knockouts

22. Throwminators

23. Pressure Points

24. Hit Me If You Can

25. The Dodge Legion

26. Blurred Lines, Sharp Aims

27. Catch and Destroy

28. The Wipeouts

29. Dodge & Destroy

30. The Knockback Crew

Absurd & Silly

These are pure chaos. Weird, random, and meant to cause confusion and delight in equal measure.

1. Ballphabet Soup

2. No Ball Zone

3. Soggy Toast Warriors

4. Dodgy McDodgersons

5. The Fling Flamingos

6. Slap-a-saurus Rex

7. Giggling Pancakes

8. Toaster Dodgers

9. The Dizzy Llamas

10. Flaming Rubber Chickens

11. Bearded Bananas

12. Space Tacos

13. Bowling for Bubbles

14. We Breathe Confetti

15. Ghosts of the Gym

16. Unicorn Stampede

17. The Cheese Blasters

18. Slightly Sweaty Legends

19. Team Couch Potato

20. Lord of the Rims

21. Lost in the Locker Room

22. Side Quest Completed

23. The Hotdoggers

24. Hamster Patrol

25. Sock Puppets United

26. Confused but Fast

27. Bagel Bandits

28. Angry Shrubbery

29. Certified Ball Handlers

30. Whiff & Run

Team Names with Attitude

When you want your name to say “don’t mess with us,” but with a wink and a smirk.

1. Hot Mess Express

2. Savage Throws Only

3. No Chill Crew

4. Eat Our Rubber

5. Too Glam to Dodge

6. Sass Attack

7. You Just Got Served

8. Lipstick & Laces

9. Feisty Flyers

10. Killshots & Compliments

11. Sorry Not Sorry

12. The Ball-titude Era

13. Mood: Intimidate

14. Dodge Me, Babe

15. Attitude Over Accuracy

16. Petty Projectiles

17. Vibe Check Vipers

18. Fear the Fling

19. Do Not Disturb

20. Don’t Catch Feelings

21. Say Less Squad

22. Duct Tape Dynasty

23. Threat Level Midnight

24. Out of Bounds Babes

25. Throw Queen Energy

26. We Got Issues

27. Casual Bragging Rights

28. The Chilluminati

29. Full Send Society

30. Bounce Back Babes

Retro or Throwback-Inspired

Perfect for 80s babies, 90s kids, and early 2000s teens who remember when dodgeball meant bruises and glory.

1. Spice Ball Girls

2. The Rewind Squad

3. Saved by the Dodge

4. Lisa Frank Dodgers

5. The Trapper Keepers

6. Tamagotchi Champs

7. VHS and Violence

8. Denim Dynasty

9. Floppy Disk Dodgers

10. AOL Knockouts

11. Backstreet Throws

12. Powerpuff Pummelers

13. Walkman Warriors

14. Beanie Baby Ballers

15. Troll Hair Titans

16. Cassette Carnage

17. Boombox Brigade

18. Polly Pocket Power

19. Yo-Yo Yo Team

20. Napster Ninjas

21. Lizzie McSplat

22. Crayola Crushers

23. VHS AvengHers

24. Furby Fighters

25. Rugrat Rampage

26. Space Jam Slammers

27. Giga Pet Gladiators

28. Capri Sun Squad

29. Flip Phone Fury

30. CD-ROM Raiders

Food-Themed Dodgeball Teams

Food makes everything better—including dodgeball. These names are funny, comforting, and low-key threatening.

1. Guac & Roll

2. Nacho Average Team

3. Dodge Sauce

4. Waffle Warriors

5. Ballin’ Brunch

6. Spicy Meatballs

7. Cereal Killers

8. The Snack Pack

9. Fry Hard

10. Mac Attack

11. Hunger Gamers

12. Pizza My Mind

13. Donut Touch Us

14. Wing It Squad

15. The Bagel Biters

16. Taco Belles

17. Let’s Get This Bread

18. Popcorn Posse

19. Souped Up

20. Sloppy Dodgers

21. Ice Cream You Lose

22. Toast to Victory

23. Jelly Bean Jammers

24. Boba Bombers

25. Nacho Problem

26. Bring the Heat-n-Eat

27. Sizzling Hotshots

28. Crumb Crushers

29. Flan-tastic Flingers

30. Batter Up

Mildly Threatening but Totally Harmless

These names sound dangerous… until you realize they’re just here to have fun and maybe forget their socks.

1. The Bruise Brigade

2. Throw First, Cry Later

3. Pain in the Gym

4. Reckless Chuckers

5. You’ve Been Warned

6. Dodge. Pray. Repeat.

7. Wounds of Glory

8. Misfire Masters

9. Sudden Impact

10. The Final Bounce

11. The Reckoning (lol)

12. Triple Threat-ish

13. The Fearsome Few

14. Fly or Cry

15. Merciless Missers

16. The Accidental Champs

17. Slightly Dangerous

18. Duck and Wince

19. The Casual Threat

20. Tactical Fumble

21. Injury Reserve List

22. Dodge Until Proven Guilty

23. Minor Threats

24. Ball Out Bandits

25. Miscalculated Mayhem

26. Delayed Impact

27. Soft Launch Smashers

28. Pending Doom

29. Moderate Risk Rangers

30. The Unverified Danger